Apple Macintosh:

Reason:

I don’t know where to start, but for one is the “i” thing before everything (i.e. iPod, iPhone, iDVD, iChat, etc..). Moreover, you want me to spend bananas to view in full screen in QuickTime player!!!!! Give me a break. Well, how about”iSuck” instead of “iphone” or “SlowTime Pro” for instance.

Solution:

Please apple, look at what everybody is doing and compare yourself. It is not always about the outside look, it’s all about the core, performance, and durability. Try to be a little (not too much!) creative when it comes to naming HWs or SWs (ie. iMonkey, iBanana, etc).

Microsoft Inc.:

Reason:

They only reason I use Internet Explorer (IE) is when I click on my “E-Mail Inbox” button on my MSN Messenger because you can’t have a completely “default browser” (other than IE) on a PC unless you have MSN Pro installed. By the way, this is a little trick Microsoft have done with MSN to somehow remind users that you actually have another browser (IE) and I’m not sure how much bananas they shipped to them to do such a racist act on humanity.

Solution:

Shall we start by improving the speed, decreasing the amount of memory usage of IE, or should we just remove IE and stick with Firefox. I really don’t know, what do you think?

Banana Boy

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