A man with a truckload of bananas stops for a pee. While he has his back turned a huge gorilla hand reaches down and picks up the truck, bananas and all.

Rocks go flying as the giant ape proceeds to ram the car into a hill, time and time again. All of a sudden the ape’s parent is there with a punitive swipe over the head, grunting out “Stop Playing. Go and eat your lunch.” Baby Kong defiantly continues to bash the truck into the hill. King Kong is not happy and smashes down his foot on the truck. King Kong picks up the car, cleans out the dirt and throws it back where it came from.

As the truck bounces on the ground the startled driver looks round. The text: “In a man’s world - you must be tough. Ford Ranger Opencab.”

This is an example of the contest we will be starting next week, to enter all you have to do is post your favorite monkey video in your blog and link back to our site, and then drop either me or banana boy a line!

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-King kong

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We got such a great response couple weeks ago with this post we thought we might just get our readers excited about, some stuff that came up with week! We have been getting a lot of mail saying we were lacking on posts, I also agree but someone has to do all the physics midterms our professor decides to provide! We hope our reader and bare with this magnetic flux in our posting schedule during the next week! So without further ado ( pronounced: aaaaaaaaa dooooooooooo) here is your Top 3 Tech this week:

Number 3: Tiny Whiny IPod Charger!

This charger is just how unreasonable things can get with technology but people still persist make it smaller cuter! Monkeys like me with big hand have enough trouble with stuff like this already, but sure doesn’t hurt the game for those lady monkey out there! Am I right?! Anyways the itty, bitty charger is about three-quarters of the size of the Shuffle itself and plugs into the player’s only port (the 3.5mm headphone jack) to allow for syncing and charging through any standard USB connection.

Number 2: Xbox 360 with HDMI!

We actually did the little sit out for PS3 the night before it was released and we got our fair of jerks with fire exstinguishers, that thought it would be funny to spray us! But trust me, we gave it to them the KINGKONG way! Meanwhile we discussed if the Xbox 360 would be better with HDMI, and we reached a consenus that it would and they have recently announced that it would be releasing it premium with such features!

Number 1: Phone Tapped, No Problem!

We recently came across this little gadget that will blink green if someone taps your phone line! Honestly how psycho can people get! Just in case your in that FBI investigation is the right deal for you! Might we suggest tin foil in order to prevent all intruders!

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-King kong

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We all from time to time lose control of our emotions, most of us luckily has never been on camera when it happens but if i have ever done this with people in my life i truly apologize! Here are some video clips from around the web and tv of people just losing it! Hope you like it!

1. Cramer recent stock flip

2. Matt Damon we ran out of time! Jimmy has recently brought this back!

3. This guy is my hero Jon Stewart, totally right!

4. Tom Cruise says ” Your a jerk”

5. Rogan VS. Carlos (Language)

That was monkey rage! next time you see yourself on the edge, remember anyone could be watching!

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Well, I guess everyone is wondering, what king konging something is, well you came to the right place! What I am devising is to for everyone in the blogging world to feel the impact of a collaborated move! Think of it as organized construction of all things that occur in the blogging world! What do all the well generating revenue blogs have in common! Readers, Commenters, and active members, sometimes so active that they generate their own revenue through the site they so actively comment on! Not to mention the interrelationships they develop with those sites. So my plan is to create such common traits that many popular blogs have in common, and finding your niche of reader which will provide your blog with such devoted following! Just by getting your blog out there, the ways to reach your blog the more ways people will get there!

1. Increase Link Backs
   1. By doing this your authority goes up and other site will generate more revenue in that manner
   2. Blog gets accredited throughout other blogs and gives you a place hold in the community
   3. Plus if you do this well enough: you might get something like this in the future:

      

2. Fave it up!
   1. Also has all the benefits of the link back but, also lets the readers know the difference between a great blog, and beloved blog!
   2. Plus gives your blog a following that people are behind you and your blog!

So how exactly do I plan to achieve this enormous goal, well us monkeys over at the KingKongBlog have made a divine plan brought down to us from the great monkeys of the past, actually this was inspired by the movie the outbreak! For those of you who haven’t seen this classic epidemic movie, here it is in a nutshell

Cast

Monkey TheKingKongBLog

Morgan Freeman Google

Rene Russo Yahoo

Dustin Hoffman Microsoft

The infection in the trailer is the infection that your blog WANTS to catch, and they infection will spread the earlier you catch this infection the more it will spread from your root! So I am starting this infection routing out from the monkey himself me! I have Faved and Linked backed to all these sites on the list of 10, if you link back to me and fave I will do the same! If your going to post about it! Call it he King Kong Infection! Our goal! 1000 FAVs and Link backs Combined! I hope us monkeys are up to the challenge!

Subscribe @ JohnCow

Subscribe @ OneMansGoal

Subscribe @ CashforComments

Subscribe @ Enkay

Subscribe @ MsDanielle

Subscribe @ KiwiPulse

Subscribe @ AverageJoeBlogger

Subscribe @ NateWhiteHill

I have Faved and obviously linked back to all these readers if I miss anyone drop me a line! Till then HAPPY INFECTIONS!

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-King kong

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Don’t you hate it when you buy, your newest CD, then you child or younger sibling just destroy, by playing space ship or frisbee with it! I do trust me it can be one of the most annoying scenarios when you want to get some data off a CD and windows either one of two things:

1. Blank CD inserted!
2. Or Data corrupt sectors!

It drives me nuts, I am sure I am not the only one that why we are sharing a way to repair those CDs in a jiffy with a BANANA, yes a BANANA! For those of you who think we just made this up, we kid you not, we our proud to present banana CD fixing technique try it next time you get that disastrous ” Cannot Read Disk” message!

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update: Sorry for the drastic theme changes as of late, we do apologize, and hope that you continue to stay with us!

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