[WARNING THE FOLLOWING POST SHOULD BE READ WITH A LIGHT HEART AND GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR]

- thats you john chow yeah your buddy cow too!

So as all of you know that i don’t like John Chow, merely for the fact that i need to hate something in this world (blogging world, that is) and John Chow the idea doesn’t mesh well with me. What is the idea of John Chow? Well let me give you a glimpse. Have you ever asked a successful blogger a question, just have him ignore you and say something like google it, or like your Logic Gate professor tell you, he doesn’t have time for it? Well I have and John has done his fair share to me (don’t worry i am a strong monkey). Secondly after just shattering your dreams does he support another blogger trying to rip him off and give him free advertising and support, well the answer isn’t No. Oh btw i hate cows and i think they are stupid animal, they have big tongues and chew cud and are much like the real JohnCow ( have your links i throw them at you with pity!) Here are the 10 reasons john chow sucks!

10. John’s Favicon, is uglier than Tina Turner in spandex.

9. Does john even own a Lamborghini Reventon?

8. He is conceded with his money he must post about having it every other post. ( when he isn’t showing off latest media appearance)

7.He interviews like a goat.

6. He blogs about what he ate for diner ( literally, how boring is your life?)

5. He is old and has a lisp.

4.He likes john cow,

3. He is my hero

2. His haircut (enough said)

1. The number one reason why it sucks to be john chow…….

I haven’t got one, he makes 30,000 dollars a month! With that kind of money he can suck and still win! i hope you liked it, i was just playing around! Congrats on the BT interview i actually did catch it live! Simi Sara, really that atrocious?

Untitled from Mahdi Yusuf on Vimeo.

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