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March 30, 2008

Dell’s Shot At the Mac Book Air!

Filed under: Dell, Random Fun, apple — kingkong @ 3:30 am

Here is why i think dell will always, outlast any other computer company, there product is just everywhere, even if they aren’t the best machines on average but bang for buck they have no contenders! Plus they are everywhere!! And for that reason alone i believe is why they ended up in the following parody.


Untitled from Mahdi Yusuf on Vimeo.

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March 28, 2008

All We Need is Love.

Filed under: Random Fun — kingkong @ 8:58 pm

Now, i bet many of you have read this article on how Julio Diaz, social worker brought out the human, in all of us with his remarkable story!

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ’cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

via [npr]

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March 26, 2008

10 Reasons Why Being John Chow sucks!

Filed under: Blogging, Random Fun, Television, john chow — kingkong @ 9:26 pm

[WARNING THE FOLLOWING POST SHOULD BE READ WITH A LIGHT HEART AND GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR]

- thats you john chow yeah your buddy cow too!

So as all of you know that i don’t like John Chow, merely for the fact that i need to hate something in this world (blogging world, that is) and John Chow the idea doesn’t mesh well with me. What is the idea of John Chow? Well let me give you a glimpse. Have you ever asked a successful blogger a question, just have him ignore you and say something like google it, or like your Logic Gate professor tell you, he doesn’t have time for it? Well I have and John has done his fair share to me (don’t worry i am a strong monkey). Secondly after just shattering your dreams does he support another blogger trying to rip him off and give him free advertising and support, well the answer isn’t No. Oh btw i hate cows and i think they are stupid animal, they have big tongues and chew cud and are much like the real JohnCow ( have your links i throw them at you with pity!) Here are the 10 reasons john chow sucks!

10. John’s Favicon, is uglier than Tina Turner in spandex.

9. Does john even own a Lamborghini Reventon?

8. He is conceded with his money he must post about having it every other post. ( when he isn’t showing off latest media appearance)

7.He interviews like a goat.

6. He blogs about what he ate for diner ( literally, how boring is your life?)

5. He is old and has a lisp.

4.He likes john cow,

3. He is my hero :)

2. His haircut (enough said)

1. The number one reason why it sucks to be john chow…….

I haven’t got one, he makes 30,000 dollars a month! With that kind of money he can suck and still win! i hope you liked it, i was just playing around! Congrats on the BT interview i actually did catch it live! Simi Sara, really that atrocious?


Untitled from Mahdi Yusuf on Vimeo.

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Can Ya Digg It? Sucka!! (The Digg Effect)

Filed under: Random Fun, digg — kingkong @ 5:06 pm

I have been on digg alot lately, and i am wondering what it takes for a story to get dugg thousands of times? What are the affects and what really makes people digg things? content, jumping on the band wagon, or just plain stupidity! I want to know! Even beyond the reasons, hows does that affect traffic and the site as a whole? Will my site crash? Will it thrive? Who knows, but i am willing to conduct a contest(pronounce: test; i just like using the word contest creates more buzz)! Digg this story and i will report my my finding to all of you, stating all of the aforementioned results and any results you may have a dire need to know!  So I only have one question for ya! Can Ya Digg It? Suckah!!!!!

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March 25, 2008

Can You Tell the Difference?

Filed under: MP3s, Random Fun — kingkong @ 1:52 am

Remember this game they used to play on Sesame Street, when they used to bring two oranges and an apple and ask you which is the odd one out. Well this website is kind of the same thing but for adult music buff, or that savant from House. It asks you the difference between which of two identical mp3s of different sound qualities 320 kbps and 128 kbps! I obviously failed but i am usually really good at telling the difference, to my defense the volume wasn’t all the way up, so you cant really tell at low db, thats mainly when higher quality really comes into play! So turn your volume wayyyy up and give it your best guess! I am usually really good at telling the quality of things but it seems like the song type which threw me off! ok ok fine i suck! See if you do! 

In telecommunications, bit rate or data transfer rate is the average number of bits, characters, or blocks per unit time passing between equipment in a data transmission system. This is typically measured in multiples of the units bit per second or byte per second.

So the higher the number of bits transfered, the more information that can be transmitted, therefore better sound quality! Check if you have the ears of a musician. Click here!

Update: First, I am surprising enraged with my ISP (insert bad acronym for ISP) service as of now since they started traffic shaping upload of certain types of packets!  I will let you know more with my what.cd update! Secondly, i have a waffles.fm account!! wooo hooo! 

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